With nice weather on the horizon, wouldn’t it be nice to be a peeping tom and seeing this backyard hottie undressing herself ….

Webcam girls are so friggin hot. Don’t you agree? You get such pleasure seeing them strip down for you while they TEASE the shit out of you and give you massive blue balls at the end. But, WTF can you do?

If you’re interested, a great site to see some of the hottest girls on is here

To prove it, here’s the girl I jerked off to last night while she stripped down and teased my fury balls to.

Last night, while sitting at the bar, drinking beers like Obama made friends on Facebook, I felt a wet sticky liquid hit my face. At first, I was like what the fuck was that?? Did I just get jizzed on?

I looked left, and saw a women that looked like she was Obama’s security detail, then right, at this fine red head. I was hoping it was one of them. Life was sweat for JUST that moment … as I found out it was neither of them, rather it was the dude next me pounding shots. I hate fuck’n Tequila poppers. However, I love to pop Tila Tequila Dirty Dawg style.

Then, I thought about how kewl it is to jizz all over a women’s face. And, what’s even more kewl, is when a girls ASKS you to do it. No shit. Here are a few girls that just love that…

From Private Nude Pics

Check it yo … Like you, Dirty Dawg likes to see those celebrity whores girls naked too. Nothin’ better then being able to see their fine asses and tits without going to the movies.

So, to help you, and me of course, Dirty Dawg will be adding those infamous celebrity snapshots as they occur. Here are a few of them, and more are in the tab above called, Free Naked Celebs

JUST IN. NEWS FLASH!!

KATY PERRY (look a like) FULLY NAKED

Katy Perry Kissed A Girl… And THAT GIRL Took A Naked Picture Of Herself.

Whitney Port

Megan Fox

Annalynne Mccord

Now why didn’t Dirty Dawg think about doin this earlier …. I got some rapping skillz.

While stealing some extra slurps from the back of my local 7-Eleven, from my giant Miller Lite flavored Slurpee (thought brain freeze would erase the memories of that nasty chick I just paid for a happy ending from), I overheard this metrosexual telling the cashier, about this hot girl he used to dip his dick in who then shattered his heart into millions of pieces. Not shit. That is exactly what he said.

At first,  I thought to myself, what a homeowner, but then it clicked, GENIUS. Why, he friggin video taped all that tapping and is now getting back at her by sharing it all on the information superhighway. Revenge is a beautiful thing.

As I became more intrigued by the convo, I moved in closer to learn more and get digits for her – Dirty Dawg is always looking for rebound chicks – the dude Heisman me and then gave me his spare change. WTF? For some reason, that happens a lot.

Lucky for you, and me as well, my information superhighway skillz are sweet. So, here are some photos of the girl he called Taylor Bow

I have been thinking about this for awhile now. And, here is my Dirty Dawg thesis opinion…

Guys that like, masturbate or downright poke BBWs, (drum roll pls) are skinny mofos and HAVE large balls. Perhaps brass balls. AND, here’s the kicker — know BBW will do anything they’re asked of. How do I know this, well, let’s just say I have seen this in action, I mean, from a far I’ve seen it in action. Yah. Like in a video or something. Ok. Let’s move on ..

For example, BBW are more then willing, in my calculation of say, 100% to be given a DIRTY SANCHEZ (see def’n) over a Jewish girl with perfect tits in a tennis outfit.

Another example you ask? Sure. BBW are more then willing, in my dirty calculation of say, 98% to be given a CINCINNATI BOWTIE over an Asian girl with perky tiny tits in a sun dress.

For shits and giggles. And, b/c this one is classic. BBW are more then willing, in my dirty calculation of say, 1000% to be given an ALABAMA HOT POCKET over any naked girl ya know. Trust me. This one is even too dirty for Dirty Dawg. Ok. Don’t twist my arm. I will try anything at least once.

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Dirty Dawg’ Def’n:

Dirty Sanchez: After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking Mexican mustache.

Cincinnati Bowtie: When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It’s called “Cincinnati” because they do everything backwards there.

Alabama Hot Pocket: The art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside and then bangin her like a pig eating food in a trough.

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From BBW Hunter

As ya know, I am one Dirty Dawg. And, to see a women do this, just makes me want to – Stop. Watch. And Praise – her for that fancy footwork. I used to play ball in the hood, but I never saw fancy footwork like that.

There something sexy (and dirty) knowing that a girl takes time and pride to ensure her polish matches her toes. Not to mention a shade of her lips (if ya know what I mean).

Yo. Welcome to a site full (well, it will be in a few weeks) of hot naked girls of all colors and shame and some kewl (pst. pass it on. the new way to spell cool) stories.

Here you will find loads of sexy, dirty, sluts to jack off to and fajer millions of kleenex’s. Or perhaps, you’re like me and do it in a sock. But that is another story for when we know each other better.

Here’s what you’ll need to know. The 4.1.1. My name is Dirty Dawg. And that is what I am. I have no real skillz. I am one fugly looking SOB. I sleep during the day and surf porn all night. Not to mention, I have a nack for booty calls with some of the fugliest people you’ll ever imagine. Kinda a shamless game I like to play to make myself hotter.

In the cumming weeks, I, Dirty Dawg will post thousands of free photos, videos and some funny stories of things that just happen while out.

Till then. Peace out.

DD (that is how I roll)

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