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By N2H

Sure. I’ll shoot my spunk on your face

Last night, while sitting at the bar, drinking beers like Obama made friends on Facebook, I felt a wet sticky liquid hit my face. At first, I was like what the fuck was that?? Did I just get jizzed on?
I looked left, and saw a women that looked like she was Obama’s security detail, [...]